KO Finally Gets His Taste of Caribou Lizzie Turducken

F*ck the Republicans!!!, Political Smackdown 2008!!!, Stop Reading Your Fax, Fool!!, The Keith Olbermann Files, Wingnutteria November 25th, 2008

Did you really think that Olbermann would allow Governor Turkey Assassin to get away scot free without getting his chompers in??

Yeah, right.

Only think, Keith: if you are going to mine the old archives of the first episode of WKRP In Cinncinati, and their infamous “turkey drop”; you really need to also get the infamous call of that calamity. (”Oh, the humanity!!!” screamed Les Nesmond over the air.) On the other hand, looking over Loni Anderson will never get old…and not just for the two obvious reasons, either.

A warning, though: Keith uses the raw feed from the local affiliate, which was NOT pixellated, so all the gore is shown in its entirity. Turkeys, small children, and vegans might want to skip this clip.


Countdown with Keith Olbermann (MSNBC), 11-24-08: Keith gives his first reaction to the Sarah Palin Turkey Pardon/Slaughter interview (via YouTube)


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Sarah Palin + Attempted Turkey Pardon = Turducken (Updated)

Asshattery, The Keith Olbermann Files, Wingnutteria November 21st, 2008

Oh, please, please, pretty, pretty please, God(dess), let this woman be the Republican Presidential candidate for 2012…or 2016, or 2020. If anything can’t bury the label of “conservatism” for all eternity (well, other than Dubya’s warmaking and his scandals and the economy going out of whack), then this very ill-timed SNAFU should do the trick.

WARNING to all vegans and turkey lovers (those who love real turkeys, that is): the following contains some graphic scenes of turkey carnage as well as graphic acts of turkey murder. Viewer discretion is advised.



Countdown with Keith Olbermann (MSNBC, David Schuster subhosting)) 11-20-08 “Earth Shattering News” segment on Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s attmepted turkey pardon (while other turkeys are being slaughtered in the background
(via YouTube)

Nice going, Caribou Lizzie. Your sense of timing for pressers remains so keen. Why not try shooting birds out of your helicopter next time???

Hey, Violet Socks and all you Palin PUMAs: still think of her as a buddening feminist now???


UPDATE (11-22-08): Normally I wouldn’t do a hat tip for John Halitosis….errrrrr, John Aravosis of AmericaBLOG….but he was able to unearth this YouTube clip of a local statiion’s raw feed of Palin’s little after-pardon interview. This one, though, unlike the MSNBC version, is totally unpixellated; and completely uncensored. Just follow the link; out of respect for the turkeys, I am NOT going to post that here.

Oh, and for all you PETA whacks out there who are going to say: “Yeah, right, ‘Dog…I’m sure you are going to enjoy YOUR turkey dinner this coming Thanksgiving!!”…save it, fools. I am a meat eater, and I am so well aware that we farm turkeys just to be eaten. The issue isn’t that turkeys are being executed; it is rather that they are being so openly done so…and that Governor Palin choose to run her mouth about it while claiming to pardon them. It is Caribou Lizzie’s lack of forethought and sense of placing that is the money issue for me.  Still, if you want to protest the slaughter of innocent turkeys, then have at it.

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