Smackdown 2008: The Aftermath (Or, The Taste of Bittersweet)
F*ck the Republicans!!!, Fighting The Good Fight, Kickin' It From "Da Boot", Political Smackdown 2008!!!, Wingnutteria November 5th, 2008
The good, the bad, the ugly, and the beautiful of last night:
The BEAUTIFUL:
Obama finds and wields the political WMDs. 52% of the popular vote (first time since LBJ that a Dem hits a majority)!!! 364 EV’s (even more depending on what happens in Georgia and Missouri). Virginia!!! (Hey, Joe McCain: REAL Virginia showed up, too!! What’s that about “Communist country”????) Indi-freakin’-ana!!! (How does that taste, Danny Quayle??) North Carolina!!! (Take that, old man Jesse Helms, you bastard!!!!) Florida!!!! (Up yours, Cruella da Harris!!!) Ohio!! (You too, Ken Blackwell!!!) Iowa!!! Colorado!!! New Hampshire!!!! (What’s that, Gerry Ferraro??? I can’t hear you through all the cheering!!) And he holds Pennsylvania, too!!! (Sorry, Joe the Plumber’s Crack and Ashley Hill…better luck next time.)
Bradley Effect??? My. ASS!!!!!
The merely GOOD:
Dems get a four six seat gain in the US Senate, with a possibility of two three additional seats pending (runoff in GA, recount in MN, vote count still ongoing in OR). Fifteen seat gain in the House (and Hayes and Musgrave gone; too bad Bachmann barely survived). Still awaiting word on Reichart-Burner (WA-08).
The BAD (and stupefying):
Anti-gay rights initiatives pass in FL, AR (gay adoptions), and the big one (Prop. 8 in California) is set to pass…with some resounding support from the Black and Latino community. What the hell?!?!?!
The BAD, #2:
Though their still counting the votes, Alaska seems to have bucked the polls and reelected convicted felon Ted Stevens to the US Senate. More than likely, he’ll be kicked out next year…which may set the stage for….yeah, you guessed it: Senator Caribou Eva Braun and the longest 2012 Presidential campaign in history. Nice going, Alaska…..there is still time to secede to Russia.
The suprisingly GOOD:
JohnnyMac’s concession speech. More of that and much less of Palin and Schmidt may have made this a different ballgame altogether.
The not-so-surprisingly UGLY:
1) The Repub crowd’s reaction to JohnnyMac’s concession speech. Having a bitter moment much??
2) The overall Freeper reaction to the election. Guys…just DEAL WITH IT. This isn’t the 90’s.
The INTERESTING on a purely local (Louisiana) angle:
Blue Dog Dem Don Cazayoux gets rolled in LA-06’s US House seat. Most local experts were saying that he was simply lucky to have Woody Jenkins (total wingnut racist) as his rival when he won last year; the combination of a better Repub candidate (Jack Cassidy) and the Indie effort of Baton Rouge city councilman Michael Jackson (no relation) siphoning off urban Black votes (11%) probably did him in. Most Repub districts in Louisiana tend to remain Repub.
Mary Landrieu, though, did manage to survive John Kennedy’s challenge for her US Senate seat, as expected.
And decent credit to Donald Cravins, Jr. (son of the mayor of my fair city) for a good, if ultimately failed) effort at LA-05 House seat (won by incumbent Repub Charles Boustany).
More interesting factoids on last night as they become available. Still fleshing out all the details.

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