Usually, this is right about the time come political season where the Democrats perform their usual swan dive into the empty pool and hand the election to the Republicans on a silver platter.

And two weeks ago, it seemed like we would be facing deja vu all over again.

But, my, my, my…what a difference two weeks can make. It seems that the Republicans this year (similar to what happened in the 2006 Congressional debacle) have been infested with the usualy Democratic virus of shooting themselves in the foot, and mouth, and both hips. And if they are not careful, they may end up risking more sensitive organs…other than the ass kicking that they just might finally recieve come November 4th.

Remember when all the rage was about the brilliant, game-changing selection of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as John McCain’s Vice Presidental pick?? How in one fell swoop, McBush/Reagan/Hoover/Harding had not only co-opted the Dems by beating them to the “I Am Woman, Watch Me Roar” card and gaining the “Hillary Was Screwed” vote from disgruntled feminists (Mrs Right-Wing Anti-MILF Hockey Mom’s actual far-right antifeminist voting record not withstanding); while simultaneously bringing in the evangelical Right base of the GOP back into line??

Unfortunately for Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain, not everybody was awash in creative fake Palin MILF porn; some in the media actually managed to earn their pay and actually check out her voting record…and compared it to her own propaganda. Like being against the “Bridge to Nowhere”, a pet pork-barrel project in her home state….right after she was for it to begin with, and only joining the opposition after it was assured that the project would be killed….and still fighting for the road leading to that particular bridge.

Then there was this thing about forcing rape victims to pay for their rape kits…you know, the treatments that they are supposed to receive in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy?  Apparantly, Senator Palin believes that not even rape should stand in the way of the beauty of conception….even when unwanted.

And then there was her local church, which had some interesting beliefs about witch hunting and curing homosexuals of their “lifestyle”….not exactly a good foundation to work with when you are attempting to bust Barack Obama upside his head with Jeremiah Wright.

Oh, and then there was that disasterous series of interviews where Senator Quayle Palin exposed her wonderfully creative lack of knowledge of foreign policy (I mean, it would make sense if you are going to defend “The Bush Doctrine” to actually know what the hell it actually is!!!)…covering it all up with the usual screams of “It’s all Bill Clinton’s/the Democrats/the liberals fault!!!”

But it’s one thing for the presumptive Vice Presidential candidate to lay eggs publically.  It becomes another thing entirely, however, when the man at the head of the freakin’ ticket starts to free fall into lunacy.

But let it suffice to say that it hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for poor John McCain, either.

First, the Palin bounce that should have jet-propelled him into the stratosphere and made the election close enough for the GOP to steal via voter caging and other Karl Rove dirty tricks has eventually melted into nothingness, thanks in large part to the really sucky economic news….and a small matter of a bank meltdown. It’s one thing when a local bank gets hit with a run on their finances and goes kaput; but when giants like AIG, Countrywide, Bear Stearns, and Lehman Brothers go belly up, and have to get help from the FDIC just to stay afloat, then you are talking BIG, BIG trouble.

And it can’t get much bigger than a $750 BILLION bailout.

OOPS…I’m sooooo sorry….make that a $1.5 TRILLION bailout. Paid for by the taxpayers of the United States of America….as in, you and me.

Oh….and haven’t you heard???  That bailout is going only to the BIG BOYS who ran these gargantuan banks, not a few of them the very ones who profited BIG TIME from the whole sub-prime debacle. The rest of us???  No soup for you….unless it’s in a soup line.  In Galveston.

Needless to say, the GOP as a whole is taking it in the chin.  Dubya’s approval ratings are steadily approachng single digits; one national poll released revealed that they could find NO ONE who believed that the economy was improving; and what was once a steady McCain momentum has now reversed itself into a even steadier Obama rout.

Which probably explains McSame’s latest gambit of ”suspending” his campaign and asking Obama and the Dems to meet him and the GOP halfway on the issue….and his attempt to move down the date for his first presidential debate (and the lone VP debate between Palin and Joe Biden as well).

Nice try, Senator….but apparently, Senator Obama is a bit wiser to that; he immediately (with all the coolness that makes him Obama) turned down McCain’s request to delay the debates. 

And, lookee here…could it be that the Democrats are finally growing what could be called a spine and actually — gasp — OPPOSING a Bush initiative?  Naaaaah, maybe just a dream…but maybe not.

Could it be that the nation is finally waking up and realizing the damage done by the Reagan/Bush/Bush/Cheney policies, and the continuation of them by Bush/Quayle….ahhhh, I mean, McCain/Palin??? Maybe that light at the end of the tunnel actually might not be the oncoming train collision, but actual sunshine and clean air???

Oh, but let’s hope so.  Right now, I’m still for McKinney; but if the Dems come correct and play it right, it could get fun again. 

And after 20 years of unbridled fascism, wouldn’t that be great??


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