Speaking of Breaking Eggs (And Men’s Balls)….Luckynkl’s Latest Descent

Asshattery, Stop Reading Your Fax, Fool!!, The War on Sex/Sluts/Gays/Whatever, Wingnutteria April 7th, 2008

A disclaimer before I start here: The following post contains material that might be more than a bit unnerving and emotionally upsetting for some readers. Though this is a blog assumed to be read by adults, reader discretion may be advised.

Now then….there are depths to which some self-identified radical feminists may stoop to in order to sell their utopia of a society freed from the hazards of “patriarchy”: no rape, no abuse of women, no porn, no prostitution, none of that “male-identified” and “degrading” sex, no “funk-filled bratwursts”, no “plastic tits”….well, you get the picture. Until today, I wouldn’t even think that the Womyn Warriors would be so capable of going beyond themselves and going for outright gen(tlemen)ocide…not even Heart or Nikki Craft would go that far.

Luckynkl, on the other hand, doesn’t mind going there early and often…and today, thanks to Renegade Evolution, we got to hear her promote her latest utopia screed on The State of the Womyn’s Union and how to get beyond the main obstacle of co-existing with those carbon life forms with the penises.

Needless to say, she says a lot…and it is worth an in-depth analysis. (And, since I am a man with a working dick who can sometimes get real anal with APRF loonys like lucky, I volunteer myself to give the fisking.

(The quote is directly from lucky via Ren; unfortunately, Ren doesn’t give out the original link for fear of getting more “outing threats” and wasting her bandwidth on these fools. I don’t really give a damn, on the other hand, so if anyone can send me the original link, it would be quite welcome.)

And, awa-a-a-a-a-ay we go…..

Yes, the boys are mad. Their minds have gone completely around the bend and they’re totally off their rockers. They are raping and killing women and children at will now. The more they get away with it, the more powerful and emboldened they will feel and become. At this point, they might as well just declare open hunting season on women. In fact, I think they already have.

Yeah, we dick-swaggers must be mad indeed….why, men are killing and raping and murdering other men as well as women and children with impunity these days. Now, there are some women who are doing the same to men, especially using the time honored “Lorena Bobbitt” maneuver of cutting off men’s dicks…but we all know that those aren’t real women…they must be transsexuals, right???

Women got out of the box during the 60’s and 70’s and men are now pulling out all stops to stuff them back in. Men didn’t get where they are by being the smartest, the strongest, the fastest, the bravest, the most skilled or by fair competition . Men got where they are by being the most murderous motherfuckers in the history of the planet.

So…what does that make the great female rulers like Catherine the Great, Czarina of Russia?? Joan of Arc?? Queen Isabella of Spain?? They slayed their fair share of men in their day….and they managed to get their way to the top of the heap. And, what about the modern-day female leaders like , say, Margeret Thacher, Golda Meir, Benazir Bhutto, Condeleeza Rice, Madeline Albright??? They may have had men pull the triggers and drop the bombs for them, but they match up pretty damn well when it comes to plunder and murder…don’t ‘ya think???

Despite the evidence all around them, many women still remain in denial and refuse to see how much men hate them. I fear for these women. Kissing men’s ass is not going to save their own.

Probably because they are around men that really don’t hate them at all and would even fight to protect them…but we all know that’s just a front for the coming fraticide. Men can be so cagey, you know.
The good news is, the dragon is dying. Masculinist societies historically do not survive. They self implode and reach the logical conclusion of self destruction. But as the dragon dies, he becomes more dangerous than ever. Men want their sex class, their slaves and their free labor and they will destroy the entire planet before they will ever allow women to be equal, must less, liberated or free. So be prepared. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better.

Now…why does this remind me of the classic far-right Cold Warrior who simultaneously talks on on side of his mouth about the all-powerful Soviet Empire that crushes democratic dissent like Goliath stomps a fly…yet is supposedly so weak that he can be beaten with only the slightest puff of wind?? Or…of so many Dubya press conferences on Iraq. (”We may need more troops to win the war because those terrorists are so invulnurable….but the “surge” is working!!! If those stupid Democrats and cut-and-run/surrender monkey liberals would just shut the hell up and let us fight, we could have ‘em licked by October!!!”)

Oh..and exactly what the fuck is a “sex class”, lucky???? I thought that only Nina Hartley and Violet Blue had the monopoly on those???

The burning times are upon us again. Men have declared war on women and we are in the midst of a holocaust. Still, people refuse to see. History is repeating itself. The Jews, too, refused to see or believe. Until it was too late.

Ah, yes….nothing like analogizing the fate of women everywhere to that of the Jews in Nazi Germany…except that I don’t see that many guys — not even Rush Limbaugh or ByrdBrain….OK, maybe ByrdBrain, a little — forming Stormtrooper gangs to round up, beat up, rape, and kill women….except, maybe, in Iraq, thanks to our fearless bombing of that country in the name of “democracy” and “fighting terrorism”.

Usually, when you have to resort to The Shoah to represent your myopia, you are one foot removed from the loony bin.

But all this is minor compared to lucky’s “money paragraph”:

The good news is, men will not survive. This is a female planet and Mother Nature has grown tired of the boys’ and their fuckery. Males have been scheduled for termination and extinction. Which includes human males. Males in several species have already disappeared. The Y chromosome in human males continues to progressively degenerate. Until finally it will eventually go *poof.* Trans can take it up with Mother Nature. Somehow tho, I don’t think she’ll be impressed. Have a Y chromosome? Bye, bye.

Hmmm… I wonder if we can somehow speed this process up?
Ahhh…I, uh, hate to break this to ‘ya, lucky….but getting rid of all men would not only get rid of that troublesome Y chromosome and all the hazards it supposedly causes for the world; it would also, you know, like, get rid of the only proven method of growing the human species from which Womyn Warriors like you are created.
You see, lucky, men have these little squiggly things called SPERM, which have to be released during that activity we call SEX, in order to attach itself to a female EGG, which allows it to feritlize into a ZYGOTE, then an EMBRYO, and then, after nine months, a full born CHILD….from which you can develop through your ranting and cult worship into fine “radical feminists” who will fight the good fight against men and their savage erections. Dead or nonexisting people can’t be converted, you know…and unless you have unlocked God’s or the Goddess’ or Darwin’s secrets of transformation without our knowledge, I fail to see how your revolution will come to fruition without any fruit, seeds, trees, garden, or planet.
In fact, lucky….more than likely, it will be the transexxuals and the hermaphodites who will be most likely to survive in a world without bio-men, because their taking characteristics of BOTH sexes/genders will allow them to cross-produce and survive even when most cis-gendered folks are toasted.
And then, you forget that the men might find a way to beat the system by….well, doing sex change operations or passing as women in order to survive and pass on the species…just how will you be able to
ferret them out, through the usual panty checks???
P.S. HIV/Aids is virtually non-existent among the Lesbian population. There isn’t a single case on record of a lesbian transmitting the disease to another lesbian through sexual contact. It was labeled a “gay disease” because it was epidemic among gay males. It is males who sexually spread the HIV virus and are primarily responsible for most other STDs, like the HPV virus (which causes cervical cancer in women). Men are walking viruses.

Ahhh…not really, lucky. Yes, lesbians don’t have as much risk for HIV-AIDS as gay men do (mostly due more to sharing dirty needles during drug use and unprotected anal sex); but that doesn’t mean that they can’t contract the virus through unprotected sex with infected men (even the most self-identified lesbian can occasionally suck a cock once in her life); and women are just as capable of carrying and spreading unwittingly STD’s as any man can. But, thanks anyway for the info….was that taken out of The 700 Club???

So warning: Having sex with men may be hazardous to your health. Protect yourself. Become a lesbian.”

But remember to throw away your personal pleasure devices, your birth control pills, the men who might actually care for you, and all that other “patriarchial” bullshit before you enter the luckynkl gates of Womyn Warrior Heaven on Earth. You might want to cleanse yourself of any independent thought, morality, and intellegence, too….the Goddess of “Real Womyn” don’t take too kindly to ideas of dissent from the Gospels of Dworkin/MacKinnon/Jefferys/Craft/Dines/Barry/Jensen (oh, wait..he’s one of those MEN….he doesn’t count, even if he does pimp APRF ideology).

Uhhh, no thank you, luckynkl….I reserve my right to live to my fullest age, and any sound woman who’s not under the cult worship of Radical (Right) Feminisism will see your utopia for what it is and where it leads women: Nowhere FAST.

I think I will soak in a septic tank now…so much more cleansing after reading this crap.

BTW…..you do know that Ren’s been on a freakin’ ROLL of late regarding righteous rants, do you???

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